05/08: Filtered Thoughts
SO.....this exchange of words took place about an hour ago:
John: My aunt used to throw certain shoes into the washing machine....
Nicole: What kind of shoe?
John: Um....I think it was rebok
Nicole: I suppose it depends on what type of shoe. Some shoes would start to tear apart.
John: Yeah (looks down at shoes). I'm cool, I'm wearing NIKE. So the stiching is very fine considering the eight year old hands that sewed them together.....
(Awkward silence)
John: Yeah, that's right....... Imagine the shit that I actually filter away from saying.
John: My aunt used to throw certain shoes into the washing machine....
Nicole: What kind of shoe?
John: Um....I think it was rebok
Nicole: I suppose it depends on what type of shoe. Some shoes would start to tear apart.
John: Yeah (looks down at shoes). I'm cool, I'm wearing NIKE. So the stiching is very fine considering the eight year old hands that sewed them together.....
(Awkward silence)
John: Yeah, that's right....... Imagine the shit that I actually filter away from saying.
20/07: Legal Minors
A birthday drink......it seems harmless doesn't it?
I was nervous until my girlfriend stated:
"I know most minors are illegal..... but this minor is OH SO Legal!"
I was nervous until my girlfriend stated:
"I know most minors are illegal..... but this minor is OH SO Legal!"
08/07: When PEAS ATTACK
Most men would agree that peas are kind of a wussy version of food. In fact, I would have no problem at all making fun of any of my friends who ordered peas with anything........that is, until today.
QUICK BACKGROUND:
On my back porch grows some plants:

And one day there was a revolt!

That was the day the peas kicked the ass out of the soil that once nurtured their tiny little black hearts (or as others call it: seeds).
Look it how those little guys lifted up the once mighty soil in order to get ready to lean back and throw that which was most precious away (insert teardrops here):

Do not mess with the peas...
They scare me
QUICK BACKGROUND:
On my back porch grows some plants:
And one day there was a revolt!
That was the day the peas kicked the ass out of the soil that once nurtured their tiny little black hearts (or as others call it: seeds).
Look it how those little guys lifted up the once mighty soil in order to get ready to lean back and throw that which was most precious away (insert teardrops here):
Do not mess with the peas...
They scare me
17/06: Background Changes
Category: General Humor
Posted by: SiaZ
I attempt to workout regularly.
I awoke at 6:30am to get in a quick workout before heading to classes
When I returned the background of my computer was this:

I'm working towards the four bicep goal......maybe one day
I awoke at 6:30am to get in a quick workout before heading to classes
When I returned the background of my computer was this:
I'm working towards the four bicep goal......maybe one day
03/06: Pause In-Action
I have updated theglassviolin dot com with a new public domain movie, and song download (always free). The song is now on the myspace page.
Lines from the song encourage the subject heading
It goes along with this:
I would love for you to watch this video with the aforementioned song behind it.
Lines from the song encourage the subject heading
It goes along with this:
I would love for you to watch this video with the aforementioned song behind it.
29/05: Sayings of the Day
Category: General Humor
Posted by: SiaZ
In typical romantic fashion I opted not to eat dinner until 5:30pm so that my lady and I would be eating at the "same time" (she was at work, I was at home).
Right after I notified her of my decision....... I blurted out:
"That's so disturbingly cute.... Care Bears are now throwing up skittles".
And they did.......
Bright colored care bear vomit
Right after I notified her of my decision....... I blurted out:
"That's so disturbingly cute.... Care Bears are now throwing up skittles".
And they did.......
Bright colored care bear vomit
a page and a layout
OH MY!


I think I will make the "comic" section of TheGlassViolin dot com an area in which people can see the finished chapters as they are completed.
I still think it is funny, that despite offering free hosting, no one seems to have any material they want displayed here. Ah well, guess ya just gotta keep on keepin' on.
OH MY!
I think I will make the "comic" section of TheGlassViolin dot com an area in which people can see the finished chapters as they are completed.
I still think it is funny, that despite offering free hosting, no one seems to have any material they want displayed here. Ah well, guess ya just gotta keep on keepin' on.
I normally don't talk about my personal life here. However, it has been a long emotional past couple of days. My sister and her triplets are doing very well. There is something about seeing a new born that blows me away. It reminds us that we were once all that curios about the world.
Sorry for the strange rant
I'm a bit emotional
We need to remember to not look back but towards the best future we can possibly create:
Don't Look Back
..
Sorry for the strange rant
I'm a bit emotional
We need to remember to not look back but towards the best future we can possibly create:
Don't Look Back
..
18/05: Porch Corpses!
Category: General Humor
Posted by: SiaZ
Every now and then I hear/say/observe something that I think is entertaining. So much so that I take out my phone, use the notepad utility, and then type on tiny buttons to etch out a remnant of what was.
Here are some of those moments that I thought were worth keeping:
“You really are like a pavlovian K-9”
“Rent him a hearing aid”
“Porch Corpses”
“Shrimp juice on my toes”
“Jamaica in the winter, sniffles in the sunshine”
(highlight between the quotation marks by left clicking and holding it (on your mouse). Then drag your mouse cursor to the right)
Here are some of those moments that I thought were worth keeping:
“You really are like a pavlovian K-9”
“Rent him a hearing aid”
“Porch Corpses”
“Shrimp juice on my toes”
“Jamaica in the winter, sniffles in the sunshine”
(highlight between the quotation marks by left clicking and holding it (on your mouse). Then drag your mouse cursor to the right)
06/05: Video Response
Category: General Humor
Posted by: SiaZ
I took the challenge of watching Reznor sign his limited edition version of Ghosts i-iv 2,500 times, and found out what happens when you do: